LORD T AND ELOISE
Centuries ago, the world’s wealthiest family bore twin poet warriors into the world, Lord
T & Eloise. Schooled in the art of the arts and in the economics of business, these young men would one day be called upon to save rap music.



BIOS

Eloise
Firstborn heir to the throne, Maurice Eloise XIII was born with gold skin, a product of wealthy breeding over countless generations. The summation of his ancestors’ hopes
and dreams, Eloise is the only known human ever born with inherent value. Schooled early on alongside his younger brother, Eloise had mastered the art of the sword and the pen before he was out of his silk diapers. Once of age, he would be called upon to fulfill
all the duties of an heir to the throne, running the many facets of his family’s financial empire, meeting with leaders, organizing strategy, and executing what needed to be executed. Now a symbol of capitalism itself, Maurice Eloise XIII is a fixture at Bilderberg meetings around the world, and was recently elected head of the Stonecutters, the highest order of the Freemasons, a title which he laughed off.

Lord T
Born with white tendril hair and a strange blue ring, Lord Aloisius Treadwell was a surprise indeed to his wealthy parents, who were almost blinded by the unknown blue jewel as it caught first light. The only baby ever known to speak at birth, Lord T was a handful, and his parents could never get enough of his bouncy tendrils as he ran mischievously across the marble floors of their mansion. Lord T grew up strong indeed, mastering the art of the gun as well as the written word. With a penchant for the ladies, and a love of gambling away his family fortunes, Lord T fulfilled his duties as he pleased, ravenously pursuing the pleasures that wealth and power provide, and developing his own philosophy of decadence taught throughout the universe. A fixture at private clubs and board meetings the world over, Lord T is known for disruptively quieting the foolish, while offering revolutionary ideas with a wisdom well beyond his time.

MysterE
Super producer MysterE was an enormous figure behind the scenes of much of what we know to be American rap music. Having developed the true greats in the industry, and watched their rise to fame and glory, MysterE’s legacy as a hot-handed hit maker was well established. Classically trained, and street savvy, he continued to work and thrive as rap music expanded into the mass market. But as he stepped away from the game to enjoy the fruits of his success, he soon began to notice how rap’s relevance and originality was fading away. Unable to take it any longer, MysterE rose to his feet one day and marched out to the waves splashing near his enormous villa. Symbolically he wrote a note and stuck it inside a bottle of La Tour he had just finished. “The rhymes are in danger,” it read, with a summons to meet him in the home of Crunk. Looking across the vastness of the ocean, MysterE reached back and tossed it as far as he could into the water with a great splash. Little did he know, he had just helped start a Revolution.