The Philosophers Gallery


Hey baby, you wanna see my deep structure?

Sensually tested, empirically approved.

Winner of the Vermont Hitler look-alike contest.

Godlessness, self-loathing, despair...where's my drink? I am French!

That Descartes was a substance abuser.

Feminism sucked after me!

Will someone please write my mother?

I am not a Christian.

Come on, doesn't he look like that creepy bald mutant guy from Weird Science?

Your mom is, like, so bourgeois!

I am unintelligible.

Uh, hello? You're standing way too close to my ZPD.

Who is the other of the other?

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