
Hey baby, you wanna see my deep structure?

Sensually tested, empirically approved.

Winner of the Vermont Hitler look-alike contest.

Godlessness, self-loathing, despair...where's my drink? I am French!

That Descartes was a substance abuser.

Feminism sucked after me!

Will someone please write my mother?

Come on, doesn't he look like that creepy bald mutant guy from Weird Science?

Your mom is, like, so bourgeois!

Uh, hello? You're standing way too close to my ZPD.

Who is the other of the other?