Wart Hogs Can Jump (novel-in-progress)
"Wart hogs can jump and because of that the Nashville
Zoo is closing the hog pit for eight weeks."
Taylor Pumpkelton, famed protester of the Burger King Whaler
sandwich, decides on his own private revolution--a personal apocalypse
that promises to liberate not only his beloved wart hogs, but
himself
and his lost love, Emma Housely. The Gospel According to Pumpkelton
describes one Pilgrim's Progress stretching from Music City to
Central Park.