Into the Heart of Darkness: What a conservative’s room looks like
katherinemiller September 25th, 2008
In a shocking, shocking development, a new study by NYU professor John Jost reports conservatives have neater, more traditional rooms:
“‘Conservative rooms tended to be cleaner, more brightly lit, better organized, less cluttered, and also more conventional and ordinary in terms of decoration,’ Jost said during a panel discussion on “The Neuroscience of Elections and Human Decision-Making” at NYU, adding: ‘Conservatives’ rooms were rated by independent raters as better organized and tidier in general.’
“Specifically, individuals who reported a more conservative ideology also had bedrooms that contained more organizational and cleaning supplies, including calendars, postage stamps, ironing boards and laundry baskets. Liberals’ rooms on the other hand were marked by more clutter, including more CDs, a greater variety of CDs, a greater variety of books and more color in the room in general.”
Having read this, I popped in at my place of residence and took a few photos, hoping to gauge just how conservative my room actually is. It’s on like Donkey Kong, y’all. (Full disclosure: I believe photos make this blog, or any other personal blog about nine times better, so get ready for an image blast after this weekend. Hustler Editor Mike Warren and I are going on a journalism conference trip in New York this weekend. Good times.)
I maintain that I am a contradiction in terms. Calendars and order, say ye? Take this:

But does the Batman lamp cancel out the McCain sticker? What now, Jost? And here we have the J. Crew madras attack known as my comforter, but ha ha ha, we also have the Ed Hardy poster:

And finally, just to balance it all out we’ve got the three fine posters that hang on my wall:

While I may look somewhat bipolar, now, John Wayne watches over me every night. Does he do that for you, Jost?

That’s what I thought.





